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Once a month, Anna, Jaime and Jason visit a new Mexican restaurant in the Columbia Heights neighborhood in Washington, DC. Read our reviews below to find out what's hot and to help you navigate the myriad of Mexican restaurants in the city.


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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Catti


Hot Tamale Rating: 3
(1=worst, 5=best)

Plastic flowered vases on green and white checked tablecloths, a telenovela on the big screen, and Mexican music blaring several decibels too loud - those are the first impressions your senses register as you enter Catti on 14th at Parkwood Pl. NW.

The Tex-Mex-Trio, along with friends Alice, Adam, and Kelly (Billy was conspicuously absent...), were seated upstairs on the balcony overlooking the bar, the big screen and a wall of smaller TVs.



Later, when we left, Kelly commented that "We're the most interesting thing to walk into this restaurant tonight." Kelly's assessment was pretty much spot on. The clientele was all males, sitting at the bar or tables - by themselves - face deep in cerveza with eyes on cell phones, televisions, or flitting over the female wait staff.

Speaking of the wait staff, their service was quite good. In spite of our poor waitress having to continually ascend the stairs to check on us, and run down and back up again to fetch more salsa, margaritas or water, we were rarely in want of anything.

As we waited for the margaritas to arrive, a man in black approached our table and asked if it was our first time here. We replied that it in fact was.

"Oh, cuz I thought you were that guy ... that I hassled 'bout lookin' too young to drink. I said I'd buy him four drenks if he ever got back in here."

This place clearly had character.

The chips and salsa came - ostensibly out of a bag and out of a can, respectively. Nothing to write home about. The margaritas arrived too and were pretty decent.

While the food had thus far been largely unremarkable, the entree made up for what was lacking, at least in Jason's case. Jason had requested Cecina Estilo Yec... something, something. Because he couldn't recognize any words when he ordered, nor pronounce them, he automatically assumed it would be great. His unpronounceable meal turned out to be skirt steak with refried beans, stick-of-butter shaped cheese, an avocado, zesty red sauce on the side, and home made tortillas. The beef was tender and flavorful, the avocado soft and buttery and the beans were fresh and almost creamy.

Jaime ordered Puerco en Salsa Verde. The plate contained equal portions of refried beans, rice and chunks of pork in salsa verde, a garnish of shredded iceberg lettuce and an accompaniment of two thick corn tortillas. The beans, a pleasant surprise, tasted homemade, rather than canned, and paired well with the tortillas. The slightly under cooked rice disappointed, but did serve as an adequate vehicle to collect any excess salsa verde. The Salsa Verde was the real point of this plate. The chunks of pork combined a thin, crispy covering over a tender-fatty morsel, but they took a backseat to the bright and spicy Salsa.

Would Jaime order it again?

"Probably, but I’d like to try some of the other items on the menu that looked interesting," Jaime explained.

Anna tried Camarones del Diablo which were spicy shrimp covered with a smoky chipotle sauce. The shrimp were large, tasty, and there were plenty of them. Instead of beans, Anna was presented with a pleasant, fresh salad with tomatoes and cucumbers.

Our fellow compadres all tried and enjoyed el Diablo, but alas, Anna learned a hard life lesson this evening – "I don't like smoky chipotle sauce."

Our friends who joined us highly recommend the seafood fajitas and the chicken mole. However, Anna was also saddened to discover that, like the smoky chipotle, the mole didn't agree with her unrefined palate either.

The Mexican dude-ranch music progressively gave way to Mexican pop-rock as our plates cleared, our margaritas emptied, and our first Mexican Restaurant dinning experience came to an end.



    Rating:



  • Location and Atmosphere: 2

  • Medium distance from metro; Too loud!


  • Service: 4

  • Slow with chips and salsa, otherwise good.


  • Cost and Value: 3

  • Little pricey, but big portions. You will not leave hungry.


  • La Comida: 3

  • Mediocre chips and bad salsa. Margarita didn't use the best tequila and the taste of the margarita mix lingered long after the meal. Entrées were by and large very good, though.


    Hot Tamale Rating: 3

    Solid three, would definitely come back.

    Friday, July 18, 2008

    Our Criteria

    Please see below our carefully considered, scientific rating scheme for the restaurants we visit. As you will notice, we made every effort to include all key criteria of the dining experience, weighting the most critical factors. You'll find this survey included in each restaurant review.

    Location and Atmosphere: 15%

    1) Atmosphere

    2) People Watching Possibilities of Restaurant Clientele and/or Passersby - to be judged based on two factors:
      a. attractiveness

      b. interesting-ness
    3) Location/Accessibility

    Service: 15%

    4) Service
      a. Regular Food/Drink Service

      b. Nacho/Salsa service

    Cost and Value: 20%

    5) Cost
      a. Bang for your buck

      b. Worth your first born
    Food and Drink: 50%

    6) La comida
      a. Salsa/Nachos

      b. Hot sauce

      c. Entrée

      d. Margaritas

    Overall Hot Tamale Rating: _____


      Tuesday, July 1, 2008

      Our Story

      The Tex-Mex-Trio
      Back in the spring of 2007, Jason moved from the Eastern Market in DC across the river to the Del Ray neighborhood in Alexandria, Virginia. Upon settling in to the neighborhood, Jason soon discovered the abundance of Mexican restaurants, including Mexican Restaurant #1, Mexican Restaurant #2, and Mexican Restaurant #3, so named/numbered based on their distance from Jason’s house. To this day, Jason has failed to learn their real names.

      In this row of restaurants on Mt. Vernon Ave., Jason quickly envisioned a quest to accomplish and recognized a lure to get his DC friends to come visit him: a Mexican Restaurant tour, trying out a new restaurant every month!

      The original crowd included Anna, Jaime, Alison and Jason, and subsequent stops included guest appearances of other friends. Anna, with her trusty notebook, critically rated each visit on an astonishing number of criteria, while all who were present tasted and provided commentary.

      As the walk from the metro to subsequent Mexican Restaurants began to take over 25 minutes, the tour ended, and the core cadre and fellow friends never made it to Mexican Restaurant #4…

      That was 2007.

      2008 ushered in another year and another move for Jason. Back to the city, in Columbia Heights, Jason discovered a cornucopia of Mexican restaurants, beyond his hungriest dreams. In the largely Latino working class neighborhood, beyond the new Target and new development jazz, one can find a Taqueria or Pupusaria on nearly every corner!

      From the hole in the wall at the top of the street, to the frou-frou looking bistro by the metro, the Mexican restaurant culinary encounters seem limitless!

      With the wide field of Mexican Restaurants before us, we felt it time to take things to the next level and time to share our adventures and findings with all of you. Follow us as we explore DC’s Mexican Restaurants and discover new gastronomical treasures!

      Yours truly,

      The Tex-Mex Trio
      Anna, Jaime, and Jason